Hey, I found this on NekoRaven's profile...

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Cannoli needs good thoughts (well, that's true)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: This cannoli looks like a keeper (Eh? Orly?)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants in Google Search:
A: Cannoli wants to be the Matriarch of SL then Soren Ferlinghetti (What the hell is that?)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Making a cannoli does take some intelligence and time (O_o Um.... I guess it did take some time to make me)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Mr. Blue hates cannoli (Whiiiiiiiiiy?)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Cannoli asks the driver to transfer...

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Cannoli goes flying through the roof and into the sky (I do???)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: Looks like everybody likes Cannoli (oh yeah, I'm so popular!)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: Reason eats some Cannolis

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: "Leave the gun, take the cannoli." says the lonesome head who wears a crown (Nuuuuu, don't take me!)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Cannoli was arrested for sexual assault.... (I was??? I didn't do it, I swear!)

Oh, this is random, but while I was searching for the Cannoli thing, I saw a site named 'The Holy Cannoli'...